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[In her best Professor Farnsworth impression:] Good news, everyone!

The surface elevator is fixed! Which means Newton is now officially able to be visited.

A word of warning: the elevator is very, very fast since we are very, very far underground. This may cause people to get motion sickness. In preparation for this, we have provided elevator sickness bags for you to boot in if you feel the need. [Beat.] Actually, they're air sickness bags I boosted from a series of JetBlue flights back in the day. Either way, please do not throw up on the elevator floor. The smell takes forever to get out.

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[Not too long after Kami's previous post, she's on console, being recorded from the side; it's obvious she's not talking to anyone in the Double-F, judging by how not-acerbic her tone is, for once.]

--so we finally got the elevator fixed, which means I can message you again. And I gotta say, I missed it.

[There's a tinny voice from the console; the words can't quite be made out, but it's male, and he speaks with an English accent.]

Don't, you're gonna make me cry, moron. So can you sneak off to come visit Newton? I hear tell there's a pretty cool holo-tag place.

[More indecipherable words.]

Yeah, I know, they keep you real busy. Just a day?

[This time, "Yeah. Okay." can be heard, and it doesn't sound grudging, but happy.]

You're the best. I miss your face.

[Words words words.]

Can I guess what the surprise is?

[Words.]

[Fondly:] Shut up. You-- Hey!! [She's noticed the record light. Busted!] LoTUS, if you were broadcasting, so help me Asimov, I am gonna ground you until the heat death of the multiverse!

[There's some synthesized giggling from LoTUS, and the feed cuts out.]