fatemarked | ~1~ Enter one brand new Faerie Queen. [Video]

~1~ Enter one brand new Faerie Queen. [Video]

[Molly's been around for a little while, doing her best to try to get acclimated to the facility and mostly keeping to herself. She knows she needs to start classes soon, and she will. If she's supposed to be protecting someone, she has kind of a lot to learn. Illusions and ice magic will only go so far, and if she finds herself needing to fight, she's woefully unprepared.

But now she's starting to get curious about the other people in this facility, Sentinels and Fatemarked alike. And--well. The best way to meet people is to introduce herself.]

Hi. I'm Molly. I'm from Chicago in the early twenty-first century, I'm still unpaired, and I have to say it--I am bored out of my mind. What does everyone do for fun around here?

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Well, I was a dumb teenager once, but I've grown up a little since then.

And--ha. I'm pretty sure I'm both a Sentinel and an abductee. I definitely didn't choose this.

The Sentinels can return home at the end of a year's service. You are slightly less of an abductee than I am.

Hm. Technically true. You got me on that.

But still kidnapped.

You're more of a hostage than an abductee, if you really consider it.

I feel like we're having an Obi-Wan Kenobi "from a certain point of view" kind of conversation right now.

But hey. Maybe we'll all luck out and the whole thing will be wrapped up in six months.

Six months is a rather specific goal. Why?

[Well, it was a randomly selected time interval, but. Now she kinds of wants to mess with him.]

Well, it would be nice the be home before the baby gets here.

[Gossip has summoned the demon.]

Woah, what? I'm not allowed to go up top without one of you guys, and you're knocked up?

[To the ceiling, the governors, and all possible gods:]

You have got to be kidding me!

[Privacy settings. Excellent idea, Mr. Snape.

...Also some facepalming.]

I'm not pregnant. I'm just fucking with him.

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You know that only works on ex-boyfriends, right? And even then, it has a twenty-five percent success rate?

What's your endgame here?

...I have to admit, I have never considered doing that to an ex-boyfriend.

No real endgame. Just trolling for the sake of it.

I make my own fun.

You kind of have to around here. Otherwise you start eating people, and we definitely don't need another spate of cannibalism.

...Another.

Is this a regular problem? Not that it's a dealbreaker, but it would be nice to know.

[After that slight interruption from Abigail, he switches to a privacy setting.]

You should have thought about that before getting abducted.

Because I totally planned being abducted. Are you high on your own farts, or something?

That was the very best you could do after inventing a pregnancy?

Yeah, it was pretty weak. But I was kind of too busy laughing to come up with something better.

But seriously? Plan a pregnancy around potential for surprise abduction? May as well end the human race right now. No one will ever be safe.

How often do abductions happen in the States?

I'm not really an expert in crime statistics. But it's not that common. Mostly.

[She says as someone who has actually been kidnapped, and had more than one member of her family abducted.

Shush.]

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oh my god I am so sorry about this, Molly is a shit.

Threadjack ... by myself.

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