plasthmatic: (cute)
Abigail Fowler ([personal profile] plasthmatic) wrote in [community profile] fatemarked2016-02-15 06:57 pm

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[You know what this place needs? More red tape.

So here's Abigail, looking more like a put-together high school student than a working professional in her cardigan and cami set. Something about her just screams 'way too young to be handling important things' while at the same time insisting 'I am going to rat you out to someone important'.

You know the type. Someone smart. Someone ambitious. Someone who's young, scrappy, and hungry.

Someone who can really force a smile, like she's doing right now.]


Hello comrades, Sentinels, and inhabitants of the Fatemarked Facility. Abigail here. Some of you know me, some of you don't, but that's all right. You'll be seeing a lot more of me now that I'm permitted to use the network again. [That's not ominous or anything.]

[Slightly under her breath:] I swear, if anyone else quotes that stupid movie at me one more time...

[Kami may or may not have locked her out of the network with the Dennis Nedry "AH AH AH you didn't say the magic word AH AH AH" bug.

ANYWAY.]


My probation period is over, which means we - [She gestures between herself and the screen with the long end of her pen.] - can get right back to work. [Referring to her paper, she continues:] We have one pairing tonight: Molly Carpenter and Casey Ramone.

Heh. The Carpenters and The Ram- [Not now, Abby.] Nevermind.

Congratulations, Casey and Molly, on your new union. I'm sure you'll be very happy together.

In other news: whoever has been leaving their clothes in the hallway on level four, please report to the lower combat level to collect your possessions or they'll be recycled for training.

[She now starts reading as though the remainder isn't terribly important, letting the words run together or drag out in a display of boredom.]

No, we cannot import this specific brand of ouzo, please stop asking, it does not exist in this universe. Just because one person has a service dog does not mean you are allowed to bring animals into the facility, having feeder mice is not the same thing.

[Snapping her notebook closed, she looks up at the camera, and her broad, forced smile returns.]

Oh, and we need some new volunteers to donate blood on Fridays.
catchingwrenches: (C8H10N4O2 // hollow_art)

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[personal profile] catchingwrenches 2016-02-16 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
There's a lot more Wayne Knight where that came from.

Don't break my toys.
Edited 2016-02-16 00:17 (UTC)
dragonaught: (♲ don't you see your dreams)

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[personal profile] dragonaught 2016-02-16 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh. Okay. They're going to have to find this Molly, apparently, and... meet her... ]

... What's so funny?
cisskabob: (Hmm let me think)

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[personal profile] cisskabob 2016-02-16 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
How did you get kicked off the network? [Because what the hell. May as well be nosy.]

And--donate blood?
traqueur: (hands folded)

[personal profile] traqueur 2016-02-16 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I can donate blood.

How did you get kicked off the network?
allthesame2me: (Smile - Duck lips)

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[personal profile] allthesame2me 2016-02-17 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Alex's smile is more bemused than anything when he finally gets through everyone elses' responses. Honestly, if something isn't locked or otherwise secured from reading/listening to, Alex is paying attention to it.]

The fact that so many didn't catch The Ramones reference is disheartening and I can only thank my mother for raising me on good music. [A wry grin, brow canted slightly as he moves onto the secondary part of Abigail's post.]

Any particular specifications regarding the donations? [He had a strong incling about why blood was needed, but he wasn't exactly human...]

Should we nonhumans exclude ourselves, or should I stop by and leave a 'sample'?

[He raises his brows in question, hoping she catches the drift and hoping he hasn't misunderstood. Granted, he'd still donate to any regular blood draw, but if this was for feeding purposes to another nonhuman, then they might not deal or like the flavor of lycanthropic blood.]